The New York Times Can Suck It Again

"Once a magnet for immigrants and bohemians, the East Village is now gentrifying, but not without a fight." Hey, Strashbaugh! 1996 called, they want their lede back!

"Once a figment of the science fictive imagination, the 'personal computer' is now a deeply embedded part of our everyday lives." That's a free one for you, Strasbaugh, maybe you can move over into Science Tuesdays.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you New York Times! Namby-pamby, flaccid, presumptive mealy-mouthed addlepated Mensa-bootlicking foodie doucheriffic fucktards, all.