Did I Really Just Say That?
Holy shit!On the phone with FedEx just now, I told the operator "I'd like to schedule a pregnancy -- I mean, pickup!"
Maybe I shouldn't have had this window open!
The little white dog on the Victor label/Listens long and hard as he is able. It's all in a day's work, whatever plays.
Holy shit!
3 Comments:
hheeeeelarious. that's like the weatherman on television after talking about high winds or something, tossed back to the anchor and said, those people sure are getting a blow job.
You know how they say don't "Drink and Drive"...same goes for web surfing and talking on the phone. Even the best multi-taskers succumb eventually.
I heard you'll be joining us on Saturday night for TequilaCon. See you then!
Hah!! If only you could schedule a pregnancy! Or snap your fingers and be pregnant! I'd love it.
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