Enemy Thine

It's been several days since Bill O'Reilly promised publication of an enemies list on his website. Nothing's there yet, but Bill's a busy guy, not the sort just to blow hot air or fail to stand by his words. So we thought we'd lend a hand and get the list started for him.

MISCREANT

CRIMES

Aristotle


Giordano Bruno


Gilbert du Motier,
marquis de La Fayette


Richard M. Nixon


Valdemar Poulsen

• Developer of logic and syllogistic reasoning, a method by which arguments can be shown to be fallacious.
  
• Not Christian. Not even Jewish.
  
• Lived for a while on Lesbos
  

• Key terrorist/docetist in the war on Christmas
  
• Itinerant adjunct academic, forever on the royal dole
  
• Continued to insist that the Earth revolved around the Sun, despite the shoutings of the Bill O'Reillys of his day
  

• Meddled in U.S. foreign affairs
  
• Had several given names, one of which was "Marie"
  
• Let lapse his subscription to the Paris Business Review
  

• Coddled Red Chinese
  
• Became most socialist President in U.S. history when he instituted wage and price controls
  
• Quaker from California
  

• Invented magnetic audio recorder, making radio and television talk show hosts forever accountable for their own bullshit