Friday, November 18, 2005

Enemy Thine

It's been several days since Bill O'Reilly promised publication of an enemies list on his website. Nothing's there yet, but Bill's a busy guy, not the sort just to blow hot air or fail to stand by his words. So we thought we'd lend a hand and get the list started for him.




Giordano Bruno

Gilbert du Motier,
marquis de La Fayette

Richard M. Nixon

Valdemar Poulsen

  • Developer of logic and syllogistic reasoning, a method by which arguments can be shown to be fallacious.
  • Not Christian. Not even Jewish.
  • Lived for a while on Lesbos

  • Key terrorist/docetist in the war on Christmas
  • Itinerant adjunct academic, forever on the royal dole
  • Continued to insist that the Earth revolved around the Sun, despite the shoutings of the Bill O'Reillys of his day

  • Meddled in U.S. foreign affairs
  • Had several given names, one of which was "Marie"
  • Let lapse his subscription to the Paris Business Review

  • Coddled Red Chinese
  • Became most socialist President in U.S. history when he instituted wage and price controls
  • Quaker from California

  • Invented magnetic audio recorder, making radio and television talk show hosts forever accountable for their own bullshit


Blogger Ashbloem said...

Yeah! Fucking LUNATICS! Thanks for getting the list started!

9:42 AM  
Blogger Trey Desolay said...

UPDATE: You can add your name to the O'Reilly blacklist at the Huffington Post.

11:42 AM  

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