It's been several days since Bill O'Reilly promised publication of an enemies list on his website. Nothing's there yet, but Bill's a busy guy, not the sort just to blow hot air or fail to stand by his words. So we thought we'd lend a hand and get the list started for him.
- Developer of logic and syllogistic reasoning, a method by which arguments can be shown to be fallacious.
- Not Christian. Not even Jewish.
- Lived for a while on Lesbos
- Key terrorist/docetist in the war on Christmas
- Itinerant adjunct academic, forever on the royal dole
- Continued to insist that the Earth revolved around the Sun, despite the shoutings of the Bill O'Reillys of his day
- Meddled in U.S. foreign affairs
- Had several given names, one of which was "Marie"
- Let lapse his subscription to the Paris Business Review
- Coddled Red Chinese
- Became most socialist President in U.S. history when he instituted wage and price controls
- Quaker from California
- Invented magnetic audio recorder, making radio and television talk show hosts forever accountable for their own bullshit