Friday, June 02, 2006

Holy Shit, America Really Hates Us

I was so busy seething over that douche Chertoff that I didn't find out about the Left Behind: Eternal Forces video game until just now. This game, based on the wack-ass books by Tim LaHaye, allows players to assume the role of theocratic paramilitary soldiers, rampaging through the streets of Hadi-- oops, New York murdering New Yorkers and leaving the bodies piled up in the street, yelling -- I shit you not -- "Praise The Lord".
magine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice.
So THAT's why Murka is so pissed at Osama and the rest of those towelheads: they beat you to the punch!


Blogger Lord Chimmy said...

Are you shitting me?

10:13 PM  
Blogger Layman said...

The game is real but the description of it is not. The report is very inaccurate. The game does not have the player try to establish a theocracy or kill people who don’t convert. In fact, you are penalized for killing people, even though Christian forces are fighting against the anti-Christ’s army.

See more about the nature of the game, with quotes from secular reviewers who have actually played it:

7:23 PM  

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