Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Of Bullet-Riddled Fish
From Laura Sinagra's review of the Billy Joel concert in The New York Times:
A surprisingly agile "We Didn't Start the Fire" was animated by a bright, pleasing synth tone that recalled bouncing 80's dance-pop.Ummm, isn't that godawful song NOTHING BUT bright 80s dancepop synths? That's all the fuck it IS. What other Mensa-calibre exegeses can we expect next?
A surprisingly ill-at-ease Cat Power sang a bunch of sad-sounding songs
A suprisingly ovoid, red lycopene-rich assembly of fruits was discovered in the produce section, that recalled nothing so much as a whole mess o' tomatoes.